Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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