So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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