I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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