Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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