Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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