they need to just BURY HIM!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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