sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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