is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
