So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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