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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that

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• (619): View more from California

  Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?

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