i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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