Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Can I color on your dick again?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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