Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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