What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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