Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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