ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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