I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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