just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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