Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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