omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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