Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize