I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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