It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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