spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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