its not stalking. its research.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Your cock deserves a montage
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
