I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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