watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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