i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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