if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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