Whod you bang
I seem to have left my pride at pride
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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