if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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