At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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