This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
