A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he puts the penis in happiness.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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