I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize