Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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