Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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