So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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