Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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