they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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