Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Need sex. Gaining weight.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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