I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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