he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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