never play flip cup with pint glasses
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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