we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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