Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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