I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
it hurts more in the daytime
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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