I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
