haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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