He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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