Do vagina's smell?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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