Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
either way he was missing a nipple.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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