I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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